Private Planes

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Comrades,

Great Leader Obama have decided that the peoples will become very angry at these fat cat pigs who flies in private planes.  The Leader understand that some of you have fly private planes, but do not be afraid, as strong party members you will always be flying in you planes, as long as you make grand speeches praising Our Leader and his plan to take monies from everyone who fly in private plane and give it to the little peoples of our lands.

The Party of Hate

This past summer, Democrat politicians and their talking-point armed pundits, delighted in dubbing the GOP “The Party of NO”. Had they succeeded in passing universal health care they most certainly would have broken their arms patting themselves on the back for that one, and oh how clever they were! What a zinger! “The Party of NO”, boy does that sting! While I’m still smarting, I think I’ll heed our dear leader’s advice and ‘punch back twice as hard’;

Dear Democrat Party, I dub thee “The Party of Hate”.

What’s that you’re shouting?

“NO”!

Excuse me that’s our mantra remember? I will extend to you the courtesy of explaining why I chose this moniker for you as surely you’re having trouble comprehending my word choice. It’s quite simple you see, The Democrat Party perpetually preaches hatred. The party demonizes big business from oil to insurance. It claims we must abhor the rich, profits and SUVs and it fervently attacks individuals, Bush, Rove, Thomas, Scalia, Palin, Bachmann, Limbaugh, Levin, Hannity, Rumsfeld and let’s not forget the man that has ‘blood that drips from his teeth’, the devil himself, Dick Cheney.

This tangled mass of hatred was born from one simple seed, the hatred of free market capitalism. It is a system in which those who trade only in the monetarily worthless commodity that is emotion can not thrive let alone survive. Since proper function within the boundaries of this system is a practical impossibility for these hate peddlers, they persistently strive for it’s destruction. Although hate has no value, it can be an extremely powerful weapon when wielded by reckless hands. But have no fear my fellow “Party of No” friends, we can disarm them by simply saying “no” to what they’re selling.