Nancy Pelosi to Receive Medal for Distinguished Labour

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Comrades,

Politburo would like to honor Speaker of House Nancy Pelosi for tireless work on passage of Health Care for all citizen.  Nancy receive and proudly wear Medal for Distinguished Labour for work so hard to get necessary votes to passage of wonderful Obamacare.  Nancy make Party very proud, and she show great respect for Party by carry the symbol of the Party, hammer, through hateful crowds of protesting peoples. Politburo would have like to see Nancy also carry sickle, but understand that it was not available at time because it was being sharpen for future shows of Party power.

Harry Reid to Receive Gold Star Medal of Hero

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Comrades,

Senator Harry Reid took to Senate floor yesterday and today in attempts to get magnificent Party Health Care Bill pass.  The Comrades of the Poltiburo have decide to give Reid the Gold Star Medal of Hero for his excellent use of propaganda to pass new Five Year Plan which includes Health Care takeover.  He speak like The Great Stalin, with methodical, quiet conviction on behalf of our Party and this bill.  He make great use of anti-Right Wing propaganda to further The Party agenda.  He says that Republicans stood against end of slaveries and that they try stop womens and blacks from voting.  So long as peoples don’t look in history books they will believe these informations.

The Comrades at the Politburo have already been printing revise history text that proves that The Party has always been on right side of history and Republicans have been on the wrong.  We except these books to be in every class room next year.  Once the childrens have absorbed them, The Party will have special place in their heart and they will be most loyal soldiers and ensure The Party will reign forevers.